Mrs Younger returned from a trip to Australia with a friend this week. It seems they had got their passports swapped and nobody in 4 airports noticed, not even our shiny hi-tech Terminal 5 at Heathrow. So, while everybody is ordered around by “security officers” (who to be honest I wouldn’t let anywhere near a business requiring a real decision to be made) and randomly ordered to take off their belts and shoes and generally bullied, others are walking past officials and foiling the all-singing and all-dancing technology right under their noses. It’s not unlike auditing – it’s a numbers game, some you win and some you lose…..